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====== Better Not Mess with Drinks of Unknown Origin ======
A recorded livestream from a lifestyle streamer, basically a mockumentary-style piece of native advertising.

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Found this weird vending machine near my place, labeled "Drinks Blind Box" on it.\\
No display window, no selection buttons or anything. Just a coin slot.

What else is there to say? Lifestyle streamers fear nothing. One bottle please!

*Planarcadia profanity*! It says "Hair Gel" on it.

Cheers, friends!

Now that's what I call thick, friends. Real thick.\\
Good thing I'm an imagenae, or I'd be making a beeline for the ICU. Human friends, do not try this.

Aha! I've got viewers in my livestream. Looks like this is actually pulling views, huh?\\
Come on, give me your Wishbae and let's crack open another one!

"Printer Ink"? This vending machine's really going for the throat here.

The packaging's a bit tricky to open... Alright, bottoms up!\\
Glug glug... Not bad, strawberry flavor.\\
Friends, check it out. It's pink! Pink ones cost more than the black ones, so we're making bank here, friends!

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Bottle number thirteen.\\
What the heck is this... So-something-lad.\\
Oh, someone in the audience recognizes it! SoulGlad, a Penacony specialty. An import.\\
Well that's boring. Just a normal drink. Down the hatch, next bottle!

Glug glug... *pffft*\\
Whoa, hang on. This one's got a real kick to it.\\
It tastes good! After all those weird ones that didn't taste normal at all, this one finally hits the spot.

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Hey, what the heck are you doing!?\\
Whoa, whoa, why's it so bright in here?\\
Wait, the stream's still on? *Planarcadia profanity*! A hundred thousand viewers!?

I'm fine, really! Pretty sure one of those drinks I chugged had a high concentration of Wishpower in it. I just overdid it and got drunk.\\
I even dreamed about Aha THEMSELF just now. THEY waved a mask in my face, inviting me to join the Phantasmoon Games.

I asked if that was real. THEY said it was a lie, called me a total idiot, and then smacked me right in the face. That's when I woke up.

Wait, this dream can't be real... Is that a handprint on my face?\\
Oh! There actually is one! Guys, Aha really did slap me!\\
Hold on, where are my clothes??? Mods, don't cut the stream! Don't cut it! I'll grab something to wear right now.\\
*Planarcadia profanity*! The security officer's here. I gotta log off for a sec!

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Guys, I just got out of the Security Bureau. They said all the cameras over there were broken. No way to investigate.\\
What else can I say? Just my rotten luck, I guess.

I went back and thought about it for a bit. The other drinks all seemed pretty normal, but those few bottles of SoulGlad had this ingredient called "memoria" that I'd never seen before. Don't tell me that stuff works like Wishpower or something.

Friends watching the stream, let this be a lesson. If you don't wanna get slapped by Aha, don't go chugging random drinks, especially ones where you have no idea how they work.\\
Alright, friends, see you tomorrow.


Dreamscape Special: SoulGlad. To purchase, go here: [Link]\\
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