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Researchers' Memo Notes
Notes that researchers in the space station use to leave messages to each other.
Part I
— Dagnabbit, the password changed again?
— The password is ■■■■■■. Remember, the password is ■■■■■■!
— Which uncivilized person blacked out the password? Other people like us need it too!
— So what's the password now, does anyone know?
Part II
Experimental Results: Harmless, suitable to be friends with
Data: 4.0-4.2
Subject: Mentally well
Subject Current Status: Writing this report
Experiment Signature: Drats, the researcher didn't tell me his name
Part III
— If you feel you can't complete your work, congratulations! At least you still retained an objective awareness of the external environment!
— What if I think I can do it?
— Hey hey, who scribbled on my note?
— You know, the medical cabin on the space station is pretty cutting-edge. The fees are also borne by the IPC. Let me sincerely advise the two people above to seek help.
Part IV
— Sometimes at night, the mysterious Melon Fairy will appear on the Seed Isle and make the melon you planted about three times larger. However, if you only planted snap peas, she will seek you out and punch you! So far, I've only gotten punched, so I switched to planting melons. I hope she appears again.
— Update: The Melon Fairy in the Seed Isle is fake news. That terrible person only said that because she was found out trying to steal my snap peas and punched me! I shouldn't have trusted her!
— Update 2: Dear friends, I am rescinding my statement before. The Melon Fairy is not a divine being, because I did see her. She said she wanted to write my report for me! Hee-hee!
(another person's handwriting): Just… stop. This is a hallucination caused by the hallucinogens from our department leaking into the fertilizer. Wake up! There will be no pretty Melon Fairy coming to help any of you complete your reports!
