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 ==== Transcript ====
+//(This whole thing is presented as a forth-wall breaking stream. Breaking the fourth wall is a common theme of the Masked Fools.)//
+**Sparxie:**\\
+Heyyy~ It's me! Your one and only, super-duper favorite Sparxicle!\\
+For a streamer, your follower count is basically your combat power, y'know~! Top-tier fans? That's how you land top-tier sponsors.\\
+Gotta keep those sponsorship meals coming~! Today, I'll show you what Sparxicle's got on her plate~!
+**Administrator:**\\
+,000 credits for a candid, no-nonsense review of Star Rail Version 4.0.
+**Sparxie:**\\
+Heh~ Star Rail is my bread and butter~!
+**Administrator:**\\
+Five hundred thousand.
+**Sparxie:**\\
+Tell me your deadline.
+**Administrator:**\\
+Aha! Caught you. Sparxicle, your loyalty is questionable.
+**Sparxie:**\\
+Aha, no need to doubt it. The one you were doing business with just now was Sparkle, not Sparxicle. //(Sparxie tapes a picture of Sparkle over her face.)//
+**Administrator:**\\
+Sparkle or Sparxicle, makes no difference. What matters is that I'm assigning you a task of importance.\\
+One and a half million. I want our new character to reach ten million followers before launch.
+**Sparxie:**\\
+I remain your loyal servant, now and forever, Your Majesty.\\
+Alright~ So, who's the new character?
+//(Sparxie receives a text message showing a picture of herself.)//
+**Sparxie:**\\
+Your Majesty, are you nuts? Ugh~ you people have no idea how the internet works!\\
+Can you believe this? One million five hundred thousand just to have me hype myself into a mega-streamer with ten million fans...\\
+Sorry, I just can't, this is way too good! Is this guy completely clueless?
+**Commenter:**\\
+But without ten million followers, you won't see a single credit of that one-and-a-half million!
+**Sparxie:**\\
+That's why I need the collective genius of everyone here~
+**Commenter:**\\
+How about a Try-Not-to-Laugh Challenge?
+**Sparxie:**\\
+That's sooo outdated, nobody cares about stuff like that now.
+**Commenter:**\\
+Random street pranks. High watchability.
+**Sparxie:**\\
+Ummm, I'm sensing a non-zero chance of dying. Rejected!
+**Pink Bunny with Moustache Commenter:**\\
+Tsk, agh~ Boring. Way too boring. None of you understand the internet at all!
+**Sparxie:**\\
+Let's hear your big-brain take~
+**Pink Bunny with Moustache Commenter:**\\
+To go viral nowadays, you need to be. UN. HINGED.
+**Sparxie:**\\
+You mean like this, maybe?
+**Pink Bunny with Moustache Commenter:**\\
+//(Sparxie starts dancing.)// Not enough!\\
+//(Sparxie dances in front of pyrotechnics.)// More hype!\\
+//(Sparxie starts spanking Sparkle.)// Too normal!\\
+//(Sparxie continues spanking Sparkle wit Sparxies dancing around it.)// Discharged!\\
+Now what you need is an eye-catching thumbnail.\\
+//(Sparxie's thumbnail shows Sparkle with the words "overrated" overlaid.)// Needs more bite!\\
+//(Sparxie's thumbail changes to her with a speech bubble showing March 7th and still overlaid with "overrated.")// I... have nothing left to teach you.
+**Sparxie:**\\
+Hehehe, as expected of Sparxicle. I've effortlessly cracked the code to internet stardom~!\\
+Lock in this unhinged, attack-mode persona, and boom! This whole world's mine~!
+**Administrator:**\\
+Say it again, the world is whose?
+**Sparxie:**\\
+Mine!
+**Stream Notice:**\\
+Apologies. Stream terminated by administrator.
+**Sparxie:**\\
+There are always more solutions than problems!\\
+It's your one and only, super-duper favorite Sparxicle.\\
+I've been pondering a big life question lately: Why do people always feel the need to sell themselves so hard?\\
+For 1.5 million, I lost my livestream, but in the end, I finally realized a truth: If you can't get rid of a problem, you get rid of the problem-maker...\\
+//(Sparxie opens up a representation of Honkai: Star Rail's YouTube, which shows 10 million followers.)//\\
+Okay so, things derailed a bit, but the outcome's not bad at all~.\\
+And now~ let's witness the birth of the streamer with ten million followers, Sparxicle—\\
+//(Sparxie changes the channel's name to "Sparxie Official.")//\\
+Oh, we're still missing a title. Hmm...\\
+//(Sparxie hums while typing "I'll never forgive Honkai: Star Rail" as the title and uploads the video.)//