https://hsr.shouldnt.work/ 2026-06-05T01:52:32+00:00 https://hsr.shouldnt.work/ https://hsr.shouldnt.work/_media/wiki:dokuwiki-128.png text/html 2026-02-20T07:23:52+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://hsr.shouldnt.work/simulated.universe:occurrences:ace.trash.digger?rev=1771572232&do=diff Occurrence: Ace Trash Digger Simulated Universe A person carrying a trashcan meets you. He crouches down and shows you his treasured trashcan. “This is an incredulous space.” He beckons. Then, he tosses out some collections of pitiful love poems from the trashcan to make some space for you. text/html 2026-02-19T18:09:23+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://hsr.shouldnt.work/simulated.universe:occurrences:interactive.arts?rev=1771524563&do=diff Occurrence: Interactive Arts Simulated Universe You are in Hall No. 5 of the Stigma Galaxy United Theater. You find it hard to believe that you're sitting among a group of well-dressed and sophisticated ladies and gentlemen. You feel a buzz of anticipation for the show behind the red velvet curtains. You start picturing the Salsotto Troupe's cosmic princess, whose dress has a hem wide enough to cover the entire stage. text/html 2026-02-20T07:06:41+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://hsr.shouldnt.work/simulated.universe:occurrences:knights.beauty.rescue?rev=1771571201&do=diff Occurrence: Knights of Beauty to the Rescue Simulated Universe You have been stuck in the Mourning Cave for ages... You have become unkempt, with a weary look in your eyes. If anyone were to come and help you at this moment, you would see them as your salvation. text/html 2026-02-19T18:09:01+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://hsr.shouldnt.work/simulated.universe:occurrences:make.a.wish?rev=1771524541&do=diff Occurrence: Make A Wish Simulated Universe You enter a circular room where a tree with white branches is tied up in ropes. Its beauty and sacredness, which make it look like a dancing statue, blow you away. Several soldiers are leaning against the tree, and you are not sure whether they are sleeping. They are pious knights with faces as pale as a sheet. text/html 2026-02-19T20:11:00+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://hsr.shouldnt.work/simulated.universe:occurrences:mirror.transcendence?rev=1771531860&do=diff Mirror of Transcendence Simulated Universe You come across a massive fragment of the Mirror of Transcendence. Three candles are placed beneath it as offerings. 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