Ha! Aha's divine power? As if anyone cares. It's nothing but a gimmick too generate buzz and bring attention to my company. Win or lose? What does it matter? Whoever controls the media controls the world. With a few clicks, I can make myself the victor in every story. I write my own name that never existed on the roll-call, fabricate miracles that never happened, and then… all I have to do is sit back and watch the money roll into my pockets.
Let them curse and doubt all they want. Outrage is the privilege of the weak. If ninety percent of viewers see me as the winner, what can they possibly do about it? I'm the winner. Winner takes all. In a world where everyone entertains themselves till the end, the “truth” on screen is worth more than the facts.

Hey, don't tell me you've forgotten me! I'm your ride-or-die, your closest friend, your shadow. Now, dig through those memories of yours… When you first fell while learning to ride a bike, I was the one who helped you up. And that person standing right next to you in your graduation photo? That's me, plain as day.
Good, you're starting to remember. I was there waiting for you after school, listening to your dinner-time rants, and giving you dating advice. I'm closer than family, or I could be, if you'd just save a little space for me in your memories.
Help me out here. Keep your eyes on your best friend, and spare a little Wishpower for an old pal.