Bruce & Tiger Furlee's Resume

The resume of the two brothers who apply for positions at Furbobo Weekly.

Name: Bruce & Tiger Furlee (The Furlee Brothers)
Bruce Furlee: Since childhood, he's been well-versed in the Furbo Family Code, military tactics, and cosmic philosophy, developing his own unique perspectives. He keeps a strict sleep schedule: early to bed, early to rise. He also writes every single day without fail. Together with Tiger Furlee, he's quite a celebrity in the furbo world.
Tiger Furlee: Bruce Furlee's younger brother.

Graduated from: FurBest Educational Institute

Work Experience: TenYearsOfResults.exe

My Strengths:

1. Unfamiliar with labor laws. (Can work overtime and crash at the office.)
2. Highly stable, unwilling to job-hop. (Can stick around until the company goes under.)
3. Puts the company as the top priority, self-interests as the lowest priority. (Doesn't care about salary, only focusing on career development.)
4. On call 24/7, ready to solve problems anytime. (Immediate response for any issue.)
5. Can serve tea and pour water, flatter and bootlick. (Can also learn to do backflips.)