====== "Intangible Assets Department" Investigative Report ======
An internal IPC communications log between two employees in the Intangible Assets Department.

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//An internal communications log bulk-sourced by AI. Irrelevant entries have been omitted.//

■■/■■, AE 2158\\
"The Bigwig": Hey, Spiky.\\
"Spiky": Sir!\\
"The Bigwig": You know why I called you in?\\
"Spiky": Because I show up at every company event, give my all for the Amber Lord, and I've been playing Roboball with the higher-ups on the regular... The brass finally decided to invest in me?\\
"The Bigwig": Hate to break it to you, but the brass is just like the Amber Lord. They couldn't care less about our hard work. Take another guess.\\
"Spiky": Then it's... the Information Security Department has another bad debt to clean up.\\
"The Bigwig": Sharp as ever. I like that.\\
"The Bigwig": You heard about that job in Astropolis, right?\\
"Spiky": The funds got approved?\\
"The Bigwig": Yep. And I intercepted them.\\
"The Bigwig": You've smoothed over a lot of messes for us. Consider this your reward. Five hundred million credits total. Three hundred million for you, one hundred million for me.\\
"The Bigwig": I've already plugged the holes. Nobody's gonna know who did it. Just log into the account and transfer the funds yourself.\\
"Spiky": This... this... Could it be... Are you my long-lost father!?\\
"The Bigwig": Alright, alright. There are still some loose ends I need you to tie up. That good with you?\\
"Spiky": Good? Of course it's good! You could ask me to pull the spikes right off my head and I'd do it!

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(Irrelevant entries have been omitted.)\\
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**Prometheus Summary:** The above is a communication record between "Spiky" and Information Security Department specialist "The Bigwig." Both sides have reached a consensus on the matter of intercepting the Astropolis project funding, and did so with such wit and humor that it's hard not to crack a smile. Would you like me to generate a mind map for you?