====== Research on Capsule Machine No. ■ ====== An experimental documentary written by a Penacony Dreamchaser, said to be an attempt to unlock the hidden mysteries of how amusement rides are designed. ---- **Preface**\\ As we all know, the Golden Hour is notorious for its many appalling entertainment facilities, with the Golden Capsule Machine being one of the worst. My companions and I will start a challenge of inserting 50 Aideen Tokens consecutively into the machine and record the outcome of each game to reveal The Family's conspiracy regarding the odds of winning the prize. **1st Trial**\\ Method: Insert 1 Aideen Token normally.\\ Outcome: Clockie Pizza (single slice) x1\\ Comment: I suspect they have lowered the odds of winning the prize again. **2nd Trial**\\ Method: Wash my hands with the roadside fountain before inserting 1 Aideen Token.\\ Outcome: Sliced Cake "Stargazer" x1\\ Comment: I wouldn't eat it even if it came free. **3rd Trial**\\ Method: Drink a bottle of SoulGlad before inserting 1 Aideen Token.\\ Outcome: Sliced Cake "Stargazer" x1\\ Comment: See? No one would want to spend on this crap! ... **9th Trial**\\ Method: Insert 1 Aideen Token and two of us pull the lever together.\\ Outcome: Credit 500\\ Comment: That's not bad. A decent, conscientious effort from them. ... **14th Trial**\\ Method: Insert 1 Aideen Token, dance in circles three times, drink three bottles of SoulGlad on a handstand, then pull the lever.\\ Outcome: Sliced Cake "Stargazer" x1\\ Comment: Fishsticks! ... **23rd Trial**\\ Method: Insert 1 Aideen Token, curse the Great One whom The Family believes in, then pull the lever.\\ Outcome: ■■■■ ■■■■■■ x1\\ Comment: Is this actually included in the prize list? No, something isn't right... Stop the trials!