====== I'll Never Forgive Star Rail ======
Posted on 27 February 2026.

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==== Video Description ====

Who writes an entire essay in their bio, anyway? Seriously~

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==== Transcript ====

//(This whole thing is presented as a forth-wall breaking stream. Breaking the fourth wall is a common theme of the Masked Fools.)//

**Sparxie:**\\
Heyyy~ It's me! Your one and only, super-duper favorite Sparxicle!\\
For a streamer, your follower count is basically your combat power, y'know~! Top-tier fans? That's how you land top-tier sponsors.\\
Gotta keep those sponsorship meals coming~! Today, I'll show you what Sparxicle's got on her plate~!

**Administrator:**\\
200,000 credits for a candid, no-nonsense review of Star Rail Version 4.0.

**Sparxie:**\\
Heh~ Star Rail is my bread and butter~!

**Administrator:**\\
Five hundred thousand.

**Sparxie:**\\
Tell me your deadline.

**Administrator:**\\
Aha! Caught you. Sparxicle, your loyalty is questionable.

**Sparxie:**\\
Aha, no need to doubt it. The one you were doing business with just now was Sparkle, not Sparxicle. //(Sparxie tapes a picture of Sparkle over her face.)//

**Administrator:**\\
Sparkle or Sparxicle, makes no difference. What matters is that I'm assigning you a task of importance.\\
One and a half million. I want our new character to reach ten million followers before launch.

**Sparxie:**\\
I remain your loyal servant, now and forever, Your Majesty.\\
Alright~ So, who's the new character?

//(Sparxie receives a text message showing a picture of herself.)//

**Sparxie:**\\
Your Majesty, are you nuts? Ugh~ you people have no idea how the internet works!\\
Can you believe this? One million five hundred thousand just to have me hype myself into a mega-streamer with ten million fans...\\
Sorry, I just can't, this is way too good! Is this guy completely clueless?

**Commenter:**\\
But without ten million followers, you won't see a single credit of that one-and-a-half million!

**Sparxie:**\\
That's why I need the collective genius of everyone here~

**Commenter:**\\
How about a Try-Not-to-Laugh Challenge?

**Sparxie:**\\
That's sooo outdated, nobody cares about stuff like that now.

**Commenter:**\\
Random street pranks. High watchability.

**Sparxie:**\\
Ummm, I'm sensing a non-zero chance of dying. Rejected!

**Pink Bunny with Moustache Commenter:**\\
Tsk, agh~ Boring. Way too boring. None of you understand the internet at all!

**Sparxie:**\\
Let's hear your big-brain take~

**Pink Bunny with Moustache Commenter:**\\
To go viral nowadays, you need to be. UN. HINGED.

**Sparxie:**\\
You mean like this, maybe?

**Pink Bunny with Moustache Commenter:**\\
//(Sparxie starts dancing.)// Not enough!\\
//(Sparxie dances in front of pyrotechnics.)// More hype!\\
//(Sparxie starts spanking Sparkle.)// Too normal!\\
//(Sparxie continues spanking Sparkle wit Sparxies dancing around it.)// Discharged!\\
Now what you need is an eye-catching thumbnail.\\
//(Sparxie's thumbnail shows Sparkle with the words "overrated" overlaid.)// Needs more bite!\\
//(Sparxie's thumbail changes to her with a speech bubble showing March 7th and still overlaid with "overrated.")// I... have nothing left to teach you.

**Sparxie:**\\
Hehehe, as expected of Sparxicle. I've effortlessly cracked the code to internet stardom~!\\
Lock in this unhinged, attack-mode persona, and boom! This whole world's mine~!

**Administrator:**\\
Say it again, the world is whose?

**Sparxie:**\\
Mine!

**Stream Notice:**\\
Apologies. Stream terminated by administrator.

**Sparxie:**\\
There are always more solutions than problems!\\
It's your one and only, super-duper favorite Sparxicle.\\
I've been pondering a big life question lately: Why do people always feel the need to sell themselves so hard?\\
For 1.5 million, I lost my livestream, but in the end, I finally realized a truth: If you can't get rid of a problem, you get rid of the problem-maker...\\
//(Sparxie opens up a representation of Honkai: Star Rail's YouTube, which shows 10 million followers.)//\\
Okay so, things derailed a bit, but the outcome's not bad at all~.\\
And now~ let's witness the birth of the streamer with ten million followers, Sparxicle—\\
//(Sparxie changes the channel's name to "Sparxie Official.")//\\
Oh, we're still missing a title. Hmm...\\
//(Sparxie hums while typing "I'll never forgive Honkai: Star Rail" as the title and uploads the video.)//